February 2010
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hi everyone.
explanationruinsart:
i feel like you don’t know much about me. so here it goes.
my name is zoe. i’m fourteen years old as of january 27th. i have three younger siblings, a sister and two brothers, a large dog named phantom, a horse, and my parents are divorced. i like to paint and draw and ride, and i dream of being a drummer. sometimes i say nice things in formsprings because it makes me happy...
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Birthday sex?
Of course. Pssshhhhh, its the best day of the year. I’ve been listening to it all day, getting ready for tomorrow. ;D
My birthday is tomorrow.
I’m turning 19 years OLD! FUCK! Well, I didn’t really plan much for my birthday. I came up with the idea of having a picnic at the park tomorrow. Should be fun. Thank you to all of happy birthday wishes. :)
Wish me happy birthday?
Losing
My fucking mind. I’ve been thinking about what im going to do with my life. I need to think of something to do till I turn 21 (You have to be 21 to be a cop). I was thinking of doing several things before then but I just can’t make up my mind. I kinda want to be a paramedic but id be scared shitless if someone’s life depended on mine. I’ve been thinking about learning how...
January 2010
Yum.
I have a hard time breathing after I take a bite of a banana.
Do it.
http://yourfavoriteflavor.tumblr.com/ask
What is up people (Reply motherfuckers)?!
Song that fits today:
“Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked” by Cage The Elephant.
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Meow meow meow
I love my followers. :3
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SIX HUNDRED SIXTY-SIXTH POST!
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40,000 people die everyday, how come you’re NOT one of them?
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My birthday
Is next Monday. I still don’t know what I wanna do for my birthday. Im turning 19 years old, fuck yeah! Gettin’ closer to 21. ;D
Anyway, I had several ideas but I don’t know which one to go with. Might just have a picnic at the park (If its not raining), or a bonfire at the beach (If its not raining). Lol.
I really want that damn August Burns Red zip up hoodie (Hint!). :}
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I really dislike...
The morons who say “Dude, I really wanna go to Amsterdam! You can smoke weed legally!”. Well my imbecile friend, you do it here anyways. What’s the point in going there just to smoke pot? If you ever ask anyone if they know anything about Amsterdam that’s pretty much the only thing they fucking know. Ignorant and thoughtless statements like this really piss me off. Every...
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She bruised me when she sucked me and abused me
when she fucked me.
She...
– Elysia, “Masochist”
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Our country is a weapon of mass destruction.
Religion is a weapon of mass...
– Elysia “Swine”
I WILL RAPE YOUR DASHBOARD.
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Just because you close your eyes doesnt mean the world disappears
– -Elysia “Malignancy”
Dear John and Dennis,
harpy:
sliceofmurder:
harpy:
Instant Messaging.
Please use it.
Sincerely,
Your followers.
Nigga we be the loud black people at the movies!
Not giving a fuck over other people attempting to use such things!
I miss vous :[
NAY, YOU MISS THE HUMMUS AND KABOBS.
I’m just pokin.
EY EY! WTF, IM’S ARPI! I MOTHERFUCKING M’S!!!
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Sheer rage.
“Dennis, you are chiseled from stone.” - John.
Kids, you’re all capable of great acts of violence. The only thing limiting you is your imagination. Be creative. Don’t hold back, and never show remorse.
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Know what?
sliceofmurder:
yourfavoriteflavor:
sliceofmurder:
yourfavoriteflavor:
sliceofmurder:
yourfavoriteflavor:
IM GOING TO BREAK A POOL CUE ON CHRISTINA’S FUCKING FACE.
Twice*
In*
Ayze*
You bet imma use the ends of the broken pieces to gouge out her fucking eyes!
Oh my dear. you’re much too nice.
You’re right. I’ll shove 3 pool calls in every orifice in her body, then proceed to...
Know what?
sliceofmurder:
yourfavoriteflavor:
sliceofmurder:
yourfavoriteflavor:
IM GOING TO BREAK A POOL CUE ON CHRISTINA’S FUCKING FACE.
Twice*
In*
Ayze*
You bet imma use the ends of the broken pieces to gouge out her fucking eyes!
Oh my dear. you’re much too nice.
You’re right. I’ll shove 3 pool calls in every orifice in her body, then proceed to jam them in there with a cue...
Know what?
sliceofmurder:
yourfavoriteflavor:
IM GOING TO BREAK A POOL CUE ON CHRISTINA’S FUCKING FACE.
Twice*
In*
Ayze*
You bet imma use the ends of the broken pieces to gouge out her fucking eyes!
Know what?
IM GOING TO BREAK A POOL CUE ON CHRISTINA’S FUCKING FACE.
Im not racist.
I just don’t like minorities.
FUCK YOU, COCK KNOCKER.
I miss you.
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Johnny Murder for Governor of California
I want Johnny Murder for Governor because he’ll clean the streets of dumb bitches and dump them at my house. I love dumb bitches. :D